Stand By Your Man (letsfaceit) wrote,
Stand By Your Man
letsfaceit

Dear God.
Um, I'm not sure what the hell I did wrong, but let's be real here, it couldn't have been bad enough that i deserve all this shit i'm going through. I mean, I know i'm not starving to death and my family is healthy and safe...don't get me wrong, I appreciate that beyond words. But I mean, really dude, could you just maybe cut me some slack. I'm really sorry about killing that bunny rabbit on new years, I didn't mean to, he ran out of the road just as I was going by. And really, aren't there enough bunnies since they fuck like...well...you know. Anyway, all I'm saying is I know I haven't been perfect, but I mean, I look at some other people I know who are blatantly and purposefully horrible people, yet things seem to go great for them. Perhaps your secretary up there is a little...let's just say "special" and is confusing who deserves what. I appreciate that you are giving the disabled a chance, but I'm paying the price and I really don't appreciate. So yeah, I know I know, you're probably going to send me to hell for this, but I thought i'd give it a try. So yeah, listen dude, if you could maybe just check up on things, and make sure everything's straight, and you know maybe just a week of good stuff would be fine...i'll settle for that, but you know, if you're feeling generous, i'd really appreciate it.
Thanks man,
-Jenna
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